do you ever wonder if people could watch your life on tv who they’d ship you with
i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s
- me, the teen blogger
- a house with 8 nuns
- a drug dealer who drives a hummer
- a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
- an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
- a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from
I’d watch the shit outta that show
yeah shit me too sign me up
Lydia Nsekera, president of the Burundi FA, has just been elected the first female member of the FIFA Executive Committee. She is the first woman on the ExCo in FIFA’s 109 years.
Fandom: The Great Gatsby
“Nick began to cry, and his mascara ran down his face like beautiful black waterfalls, ‘I know… but I thought you of all people would understand what it feels like to love someone from afar, knowing they are taken, but hoping deep down that they really love you!’
‘Oh, old sport! How could I have been so blind to your love?’ said Gatsby in a loud, distraught voice.
‘Itokay baby, we be together now,’ Nick said as he sauntered up to Gatsby’s side and seductively placed his hand on Gatsby’s bulge.
Then made out with such passion and intensity that the bullet that was aimed at Gatsby was deflected by the power of their intense and passionate love. Then that guy was all like! Wow! These dudes be in love. I better leave em be and go kill Tom instead cuz he’s a JERK!”