Haphazard heartbeats telling a foggy tale
comicallyvintage:

You’ve got a lot to learn, Archie.

comicallyvintage:

You’ve got a lot to learn, Archie.

behindthebakery:

do you ever wonder if people could watch your life on tv who they’d ship you with

kaosunseen:

dzamonja-swag:

rabioheab:

i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s

  • me, the teen blogger
  • a house with 8 nuns
  • a drug dealer who drives a hummer
  • a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
  • an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
  • a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from 

I’d watch the shit outta that show

yeah shit me too sign me up

fat-birds:

kochebicub:

Mourning Doves nesting in a planter on our deck :)

I’M CRYING

allthingseurope:

Leśna, Poland (by Miroslaw Brzozowski)

allthingseurope:

Leśna, Poland (by Miroslaw Brzozowski)

thrace-:

Lydia Nsekera, president of the Burundi FA, has just been elected the first female member of the FIFA Executive Committee.  She is the first woman on the ExCo in FIFA’s 109 years.

thrace-:

Lydia Nsekera, president of the Burundi FA, has just been elected the first female member of the FIFA Executive Committee.  She is the first woman on the ExCo in FIFA’s 109 years.

allthingseurope:

Trencin Castle, Slovakia (by Boris Jaroscak)

allthingseurope:

Trencin Castle, Slovakia (by Boris Jaroscak)

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: The Great Gatsby
“Nick began to cry, and his mascara ran down his face like beautiful black waterfalls, ‘I know… but I thought you of all people would understand what it feels like to love someone from afar, knowing they are taken, but hoping deep down that they really love you!’
‘Oh, old sport! How could I have been so blind to your love?’ said Gatsby in a loud, distraught voice.
‘Itokay baby, we be together now,’ Nick said as he sauntered up to Gatsby’s side and seductively placed his hand on Gatsby’s bulge.
Then made out with such passion and intensity that the bullet that was aimed at Gatsby was deflected by the power of their intense and passionate love. Then that guy was all like! Wow! These dudes be in love. I better leave em be and go kill Tom instead cuz he’s a JERK!”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: The Great Gatsby

“Nick began to cry, and his mascara ran down his face like beautiful black waterfalls, ‘I know… but I thought you of all people would understand what it feels like to love someone from afar, knowing they are taken, but hoping deep down that they really love you!’

‘Oh, old sport! How could I have been so blind to your love?’ said Gatsby in a loud, distraught voice.

‘Itokay baby, we be together now,’ Nick said as he sauntered up to Gatsby’s side and seductively placed his hand on Gatsby’s bulge.

Then made out with such passion and intensity that the bullet that was aimed at Gatsby was deflected by the power of their intense and passionate love. Then that guy was all like! Wow! These dudes be in love. I better leave em be and go kill Tom instead cuz he’s a JERK!”

kateordie:

1los:

heather franzen

There’s just… Something in my eye…

  • Me during the entire months of summer: sleep, eat, television, video games, don't see sunlight for 3 days
  • Everyone else in one day of summer: went to the moon, fell in love, traveled to france, met obama, kissed lance bass, starred in a porn, got a tattoo, rode a giraffe


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